​Sandra will host the party and share hilarious bits from the new book, which reportedly references our neighborhood as Greenfield Heights!  Pandemic contests, quarantini toasts, goddess dancing and "domestic mayhem” are all in the works for this fun and zany, "adult" celebration.

Each tier includes a hardcover copy personally signed by Sandra. She and publisher W.W. Norton have generously made the book available to GHNA at a special discounted price.

The book has been selected by the GHNA Book Club for the summer of 2020. It's the perfect comic antidote to life during a pandemic! (Time & date of meeting TBD.) Whether or not you join the Zoom Quarantine Party, don't miss this opportunity to purchase the book at a significantly discounted price, with all profits benefiting the neighborhood.  Everyone is invited to participate in the Book Club this summer.

​To receive your Zoom Quarantine Party invitation (per person or per couple), just purchase one of the gift tiers below by June 1st! 

​Tier #1 
THE NEIGHBOR – $20 
The signed book at 40% off bookstand price.
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Tier #2
THE ROOMBA  – $30 
The signed book plus a pair of unbreakable Madwoman wine glasses.
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Tier #3  
THE MADWOMAN – $40
The signed book, the Madwoman wine glasses, and a bottle of Fat Bastard pinot noir.

Tier #4  
THE GARFIELD  – $50
The signed book plus one pair of colorful goddess/sultan pants, quarantini cocktail recipes, and a special cocktail mixer made with citrus grown in our neighborhood and bottled in a reusable, stainless steel, water bottle with our GHNA acorn logo.

Tier #5  
THE GARFIELD with two pairs of pants – $70